Caveman fashion sense.

This is a glove The Caveman gave me. He told me to wear it when I'm choking out nasty bitches. I'll leave it at that.

WE'RE BAAAAACK

So here we are again. I'm sorry for my absence. Things have honestly been pretty slow lately, but here are some of the highlights of the last month or so:

I almost sued my work. I was at work with a 103 degree fever and accidentally accepted a fake $100 bill. My boss was trying to bully me into paying it back IN CASH by the END OF THE PAY PERIOD. Naaaah. Dungeon and Dragon ass scum.

All of our fake weed got stolen. A couple cholo ass dudes came in and asked to look at the box, took a few jars out and then just grabbed the whole box and ran. I was outside and saw the whole thing through the window. Called the cops and he said we were fucked.

Baseball game kid found my girlfriend, myself and a couple friends at a restaurant. He had the waiter come say hi for him. It was super creepy. My coworked texted me last night saying apparently he got beat with some bats. I'll see what happened tonight. Hope the little guys ok.

I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting but it will be covered. WE'RE HERE TO STAY (until I find a better job).